TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
(feel free to say where you're from in the tags cause i feel like this is partially a regional thing)
in another hundred years people are gonna go search for the titans wreckage in a boat called the tit
Imagine how much better the world would be if the harry potter books were never written
I get seething paragraphs from 30 year old wiccan terfs in my inbox at least twice a week because of this post




